Washington D.C.
Gay Flag Football League
"Get off the bench and get in the game!"

Past Team Names (By Color)

  • Black
    • Hell Mary’s (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black Hole (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black Mambas (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black Magic (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Big Black Cocks (BBC) (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Midnight Express (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black and Pecker (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Baby Got Black (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black ‘N Deck Ya (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Black is the New Orange (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Blacklisted  (S11, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Black that Ass Up (S12, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • The Black Plague (S13, Record 7 – 3, Playoffs 1 – 1)

 


Blue-ish:

  • Light Blue (Baby, Carolina, Columbia, Sky)
    • Blue Thunder (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Blue Light Special (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Bluebonic Plague (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Smurfs (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Bubble Butts (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Honey Blew Blue (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Columbia Kilos (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • SkySexuals (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Baby Blue Me One More Time  (S11, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Sky Blue that Back Out (S12, Record 5 – 4, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Sky Curious  (S13, Record 6 – 4, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Dark Blue (Navy, Midnight)
    • Dark Knights (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Seamen (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Navy Blew in You (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Promiscuous Plebes (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Call Me Navy (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Navy Blue Ivy (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Rear Admirals (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Blue Mooners (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Whip! Now Watch Me Nae-Vae’  (S11, Record 1 – 8, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Boaty Call (S12, Record 8 – 1, Playoffs 4 – 0, Champions)
    • Strokes of Midnight (S13, Record 2 – 8, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Pacific Blue / Ocean Blue
    • Pacific Rimmers (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Moby Dicks (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Pacific Bluekakke (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Pacific Blue Rimmers (PBR) (S13, Record 4 – 6, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Power Blue
    • Blue Collar Twerkers (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Liberal Elite  (S11, Record 0 – 9, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Maliblu Barbies (S12, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Cookie Monsters (S13, Record 1 – 9, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Royal
    • Blue Ballers (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Majestic Proportions (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Royal Rumble (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Azure Assassins (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Royal Cartel (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • God Save the Queens (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Royal Twinkenbaums (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Crown Royals (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • These Hoes Ain’t Royal (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Varsity Blues (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • BATTLE ROYALE (S12, Record 6 – 3, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Royals!  YAAAASSSSS!!! (S13, Record 7 – 3, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Teal
    • Teal Team Six (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tealbowing (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Teal Magnolias (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tila Tequila (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Balls of Teal (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Clubbing Baby Teals (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Big Squirt Tealers (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Teal-Liminators (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tealor Swift  (S11, Record 7 – 2, Playoffs 3 – 1)
    • Heads or Teals (S12, Record 7 – 2, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Other
    • Steel Blue: Blue Steel Rods (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Steel Blue: I Just Blue Myself (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tie-Dye: Tsunami (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Tropic Blue: Tropic Thunder (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)

 


Brown-ish

  • Brown:
    • Shocantelle Browns (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Touchbrowns  (S11, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Sexual Chocolate (S13, Record 9 – 1, Playoffs 4 – 0, Champions)
  • Burnt Orange
    • Rusty Nailers (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Agent Orange (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Burnt Orange Brawlers (B.O.B) (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Gingeronimo (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Harvest Mooners (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Ginger Snaps (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Burnt Orange Boehners (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Turnt Orange! (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)

 


Green-ish

  • Dark Green / Forest Green
    • Green Gay Packers (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Greenades (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Collard Greens (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Masturgators (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Jolly Green Giants (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Ninja Turtles (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Dark Green Rangers (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Forest Hump  (S11, Record 6 – 3, Playoffs 2 – 1)
    • Morning Wood (S12, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Lumber Jackers (S13, Record 6 – 4, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Kelly Green / Medium Green
    • Gang Green (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Green Machine (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Money $hot (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Kelly Green Bastards (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Greengoes (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Money $hot Reload (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • R. Kelly (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Butch Green (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Peanut Butter Kelly Time  (S11, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Alpha Kelly Alpha incorporate (S12, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Kellyfornication (S13, Record 6 – 4, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Leaf
    • Leaf Britney Alone (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Leaf Blowers (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Whiz KhaLEAFahs (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Love ‘Em and Leaf ‘Em (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • O-leaf-ia Newton John’s (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Trap Greens  (S11, Record 6 – 3, Playoffs 2 – 1)
  • Lime / Neon Green
    • Mount-N-Do (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Kryptonite (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Let’s Have a Kiwi (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Margaret Rita’s (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Blurred Limes (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Limalicious (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Feels Like the First Lime (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Neon Klingons (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Glow Your Roll  (S11, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Neyoncé (S12, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • We Love You Long Lime (S13, Record 8 – 2, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Other
    • Camo: Going Commando (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tie-Dye: Wicked Bitches (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Olive: Dirty Martinis (S12, Record 8 – 1, Playoffs 1 – 1)

 


Grey-ish

  • Dark (Charcoal / Graphite / Slate)
    • Back That Ash Up (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • 13 Shades of Grey (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Pornographite (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Gray for Pay (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Dirty Little Slates (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • ‘Phite Club (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Enemy of the Slate (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Giraffephite (S11, Record 7 – 2, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Warning: Graphite Content (S12, Record 5 – 4, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • CharredHoles  (S13, Record 5 – 5, Playoffs: 1 – 1)
  • Light (Silver / Ash)
    • Silver Streakers (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • The Glitter Bombs (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Sil-Vers (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Long Dong Silvers (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • SWAG (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Silver Spooners (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Silver Bullets  (S11, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Alicia and the Silverstones (S12, Record 5 – 4, Playoffs 2 – 1)
    • Ash to Mouth (S13, Record 7 – 3, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Other:
    • Camo: The Camo Toes (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)

 


Orange-ish

  • Orange
    • Orange Crush (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Lucille Ballers (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Screwdrivers (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Hall o’ Weenies (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Sunfist (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Orange Creamsickles (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Orange You A Bottom (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • TangerQueens (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Bottomless Mimosas (S11, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 2 – 1)
    • The Mangerines (S12, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Peach Perfect (S13, Record 5 – 5, Playoffs 3 – 1)
  • Other
    • Safety Orange: Blumpkin Spice (S13, Record 8 – 2, Playoffs 3 – 1)

 


  • Purple:
    • Purple Pain (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Purple Pain (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Purple Pocket Rockets (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Purple Pounders (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Grapes of Wrath (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Purple Heyyyyz (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Purple Reign (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Gang Violets (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Plum Dumpsters (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Purple Drank  (S11, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Jam It In  (S12, Record 6 – 3, Playoffs 3 – 1)
    • 🍆 (S13, Record 3 – 7, Playoffs 1 – 1)

 


Red-ish

  • Fuchsia
    • A Fuchsia Good Men (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Back to the Fuchsia (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Mean Mother Fuchsias (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Fuchsialicious (S13, Record 4 – 6, Playoffs 1 – 0)
  • Maroon
    • Maroon Marauders (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Drew Bloods (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Mayhem (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Dark Side of Maroon (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Maroon Macaroons (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Maroon Sox (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • Brick Hard (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Maroons Over My Hammy (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Maroon Bitch Get Out Da Way  (S11, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Maroona Matata (S12, Record 4 – 5, Playoffs: 0 – 1)
    • Maroon 5 Uncut (S13, Record 3 – 7, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Pink
    • Victorious Secrets (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Pink Pig, Bitches (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Cotton Man Candy (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Pink Slips  (S11, Record 7 – 2, Playoffs 4 – 0, Champions)
  • Red
    • Rug Burn (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Blood, Bath, and Beyond (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Red Rum (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Raw Meat (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Bloody Mary’s (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Red Light Special (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Great Balls of Fire (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Rougie Ass Bitches (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Red Rover (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Red Hot Thots (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Red Rockets  (S11, Record 8 – 1, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • House Targary-RED (S12, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs: 0 – 1)
    • RED (t)HOTS (S13, Record 2 – 8, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Other
    • Tie-Dye: Scarlette Johansson (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)

 


  • White
    • White Noize (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Great Whites (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X, Champions)
    • White Chocolate (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Zero Dark Jerseys (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Tighty Whities (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • White to the Face (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • I Know, White? (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Legion of Doom (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Milk Men  (S11, Record 7 – 2, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Slaytroopers (S12, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Alpha White Omega (S13, Record 2 – 8, Playoffs 0 – 1)

 


Yellow-ish

  • Gold
    • Golden Wave (S1, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Gold Rush (S2, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • GTL (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Golden Receivers (S4, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • The Gold & The Beautiful (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Yellow Jack-Its (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Twerker Beez (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • R. Kelly Sheets (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Golden Receivers (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • The Midas Touchdowns (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • golden roDs  (S11, Record 8 – 1, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Golds Just Wanna Have Fun (S12, Record 3 – 6, Playoffs 0 – 1)
    • Hot N Gold (S13, Record 3 – 7, Playoffs 1 – 1)
  • Neon / Power Yellow
    • Power Fabs (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Urine Trouble  (S11, Record 2 – 7, Playoffs: 0 – 1)
    • Glow Jobs  (S12, Record 8 – 1, Playoffs 2 – 1)
    • Banana Cream Pies (S13, Record 5 – 5, Playoffs 0 – 1)
  • Vegas Gold / Sand
    • Showtime (S3, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Vegas Gold Diggers (S5, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Stud Pokers (S6, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Champagne Popperz (S7, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Dirty Slots (S8, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Vegas Gold Star Gays (S9, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Your Vegas is Showing (S10, Record X-X, Playoffs X-X)
    • Sandstorm (S12, Record 5 – 4, Playoffs 1 – 1)
    • Wild Vegas Knights (S13, Record 7 – 3, Playoffs 2 – 1)