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Power Rankings

Season XVII – Week 2 (Author: Patrick Kozak) - October 3, 2018

  1. Crimson Ride (Crimson) (2 - 0):

    Beck actually caught 2 TDs, an XP, and an INT.  I am shook.

  2. Doomsday PrEPpers (Columbia Blue) (2 - 0):

    Columbia Blue won and Jeremy was a monster on the field.  Wake me up when something new happens. 

  3. Silver Fox Holes (Silver) (2 - 0):

    Brandon has all of the accuracy of Baker Mayfield, but with none of the BDE.

  4. Hungter Green (Hunter Green) (2 - 0):

    I am glad Hunter Green finally created a team name.  Do they live up to it??? 

  5. daffoDILFS (Power Yellow) (2 - 0):

    No one knows how they did it, but Santos and Power Yellow are undefeated.

  6. Biscuits and Navy (Navy) (2 - 1):

    Levert thought the fields smelled like sh*t on Sunday (he was right), but Navy came out smelling like roses after going 2-0.

  7. Magnums (Gold) (2 - 1):

    Things I do not miss about DCGFFL: AJ screaming at his team even when they are up several touchdowns.

  8. Green Eggs and Cammas (Kelly Green) (1 - 1):

    Because of this terrible team name, this is what I see when I think of Bill.

  9. Nevernudes (Power Blue) (1 - 1):

    I am glad we finally have a talented Murtaugh in the DCGFFL.

  10. Reddy, Ready, Red (Red) (1 - 1):

    Another trash team name.  I bet John self pleasures when he thinks about a group of gays naming their team after his catchphrase.

  11. Tealbaggers (Teal) (1 - 1):

    How many white dudes over 30 do you need on one team, Vincent??

  12. L.I.M.E. (Neon Green) (1 - 1):

    No team with Jordan has any business putting up only 6 points in a football game.

  13. Purple Parrots (Purple) (1 - 1):

    How I feel when I see my gals Mecha and Donald pick up that W.

  14. Bringing Sexy Black (Black) (1 - 1):

    Andy, if you are going to lose, at least make it competitive.

  15. Plain White Tease (White) (0 - 2):

    Maybe BB should worry less about finding his next bottom and should focus on finding his first win this season.

  16. Grill on Grill Action (Charcoal) (0 - 2):

    Roy, I thought you would learn your lesson from drafting only your friends last season.

  17. Flamin' Hot Cheeto Dust (Orange) (0 - 2):

    Me watching Orange play “football” on Friday:

  18. Rosé All Day! (Pink) (0 - 2):

    I thought last week’s loss was bad…

  19. X’s and Hoes (Royal Blue) (0 - 2):

    When you count on Rob Casey attending flag football games on Sunday mornings, you should also count on being winless.

  20. The Shock Tops (Power Orange) (0 - 2):

    Move on, nothing to see here.  Literally nothing.