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Power Rankings

Season XIV – Week 5 (Author: Jay Jay) - April 17, 2017

S14 -- Olive ('Take Olive It') (7 - 0):

The Mexican invasion and dominance is going strong. Someone close the border to Carter Barron!

S14 -- Pink ('Rose Before Hoes') (6 - 0):

Still undefeated and showing all the promise needed to continue this streak. Following Captain Brett C as he returned the kickoff all the way to The House. Touchdown. “I hone my running skills while escaping trolls at Crew Club. But this time I had on my shorts.”

S14 -- Crimson ('Scarlett O'HeyBoys') (5 - 1):

The mystery to this team lies in Qb AJ. Your team was oozing crimson blood last weekend after a tough upset.

S14 -- Black ('Blac Chyna') (3 - 3):

Long’s gone black with Jordan. This mixed affair has a winning combo.

S14 -- Fuchsia ('Kung Fuchsia') (2 - 4):

Fighting up all season, this new Q has the acrobatics and the will to come out winning even without Peanuts.

S14 -- Charcoal ('Lit AF') (4 - 1):

QB John is swinging more than you know. His seasons is swinging towards more victories and it’s showing.

S14 -- Royal Blue ('Jew Kids on the Block') (4 - 3):

If only these Jew Boys had picked up Sean B. and Adam S. they’d dominate DCGFFL, banking, Hollywood, and deli’s. Super Jew Q Robbins fortifies his game with matzo and gefilte fish. Mazel tov.

S14 -- Lime ('Lime Lick Maneuver') (6 - 1):

Barry always makes lime work in his tequila. And this color is showing promise. This Q wins squirting juice and passes in all directions.

S14 -- Kelly Green ('Irish Creamers') (5 - 2):

Moving up two notches just doesn’t seem like enough for a team that’s shooting loads of wins. Plenty of talent to use like a Fleshlight. QB CJ is growing into his job.

S14 -- Cerulean ('Squirtle Squad') (3 - 3):

A rough FNL game isn’t enough to keep this team of smart veterans down. Missing a key receiver hurts but they can manage.

S14 -- Sky Blue ('Ca$h me outSKY') (3 - 3):

Ups and downs define this team. But always looking skyward and fighting with grit. Best rusher in the league helps their effort.

S14 -- Violet ('Vio-LIT') (2 - 5):

This makes me cringe and rejoice. Superstar Q Matt can’t seem to stay sober long enough to focus. Their losses don’t make sense. With a Big Receiver like Max, how are they not winning. Captain Bobby saved the day with the short game.

S14 -- Yellow ('Dandy Lions') (3 - 3):

Say what? Where was this team last weekend? They were there in body but not in might and fight. Where’s the roar in that MEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW?

S14 -- Forest ('Hardwood Forest') (1 -6):

Get out the chalkboard and diagram this for me. How is the team not winning? Marv and Levert? Start this love affair alllll over.

S14 -- Orange ('Cockwerq Orange') (1 - 5):

Ditto that: Just change the names. how can Mabray and Kyle not be winning. They know this song and dance.

S14 -- Teal ('No TEAl No Shade') (2 -4):

Leave it to Randy to persevere. And win. Unlikeliest pairing in the bunch but they’ll improve their record.

S14 -- White ('White Russians') (0 - 6):

Their record wouldn’t move them up but this team has crazy weapons. Are they hustling all of us? C’mon guys.

S14 -- Navy ('SUB-Marines') (1 - 5):

What’s it going to take to use use use these ready-to-take-it receivers on this team.

S14 -- Red ('bREDskins') (1 - 5):

Jeremy? On the bottom again? Whip that QB into shape. He looks like he’d like it.