Season XVII – Week 2 (Author: Patrick Kozak) - October 3, 2018
Crimson Ride (Crimson) (2 - 0):
Beck actually caught 2 TDs, an XP, and an INT. I am shook.
Call Me By Your Team Name (Columbia Blue) (2 - 0):
Columbia Blue won and Jeremy was a monster on the field. Wake me up when something new happens.
Silver Fox Holes (Silver) (2 - 0):
Brandon has all of the accuracy of Baker Mayfield, but with none of the BDE.
Hungter Green (Hunter Green) (2 - 0):
I am glad Hunter Green finally created a team name. Do they live up to it???
daffoDILFS (Power Yellow) (2 - 0):
No one knows how they did it, but Santos and Power Yellow are undefeated.
Biscuits and Navy (Navy) (2 - 1):
Levert thought the fields smelled like sh*t on Sunday (he was right), but Navy came out smelling like roses after going 2-0.
Magnums (Gold) (2 - 1):
Things I do not miss about DCGFFL: AJ screaming at his team even when they are up several touchdowns.
Green Eggs and Cammas (Kelly Green) (1 - 1):
Because of this terrible team name, this is what I see when I think of Bill.
Nevernudes (Power Blue) (1 - 1):
I am glad we finally have a talented Murtaugh in the DCGFFL.
Reddy, Ready, Red (Red) (1 - 1):
Another trash team name. I bet John self pleasures when he thinks about a group of gays naming their team after his catchphrase.
Tealbaggers (Teal) (1 - 1):
How many white dudes over 30 do you need on one team, Vincent??
L.I.M.E. (Neon Green) (1 - 1):
No team with Jordan has any business putting up only 6 points in a football game.
Purple Parrots (Purple) (1 - 1):
How I feel when I see my gals Mecha and Donald pick up that W.
Bringing Sexy Black (Black) (1 - 1):
Andy, if you are going to lose, at least make it competitive.
Plain White Tease (White) (0 - 2):
Maybe BB should worry less about finding his next bottom and should focus on finding his first win this season.
Grill on Grill Action (Charcoal) (0 - 2):
Roy, I thought you would learn your lesson from drafting only your friends last season.
Flamin' Hot Cheeto Dust (Orange) (0 - 2):
Me watching Orange play “football” on Friday:
Rosé All Day! (Pink) (0 - 2):
I thought last week’s loss was bad…
X’s and Hoes (Royal Blue) (0 - 2):
When you count on Rob Casey attending flag football games on Sunday mornings, you should also count on being winless.
The Shock Tops (Power Orange) (0 - 2):
Move on, nothing to see here. Literally nothing.