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Power Rankings

Season XVII – Week 2 (Author: Patrick Kozak) - October 3, 2018

Crimson Ride (Crimson) (2 - 0):

Beck actually caught 2 TDs, an XP, and an INT.  I am shook.

Call Me By Your Team Name (Columbia Blue) (2 - 0):

Columbia Blue won and Jeremy was a monster on the field.  Wake me up when something new happens. 

Silver Fox Holes (Silver) (2 - 0):

Brandon has all of the accuracy of Baker Mayfield, but with none of the BDE.

Hungter Green (Hunter Green) (2 - 0):

I am glad Hunter Green finally created a team name.  Do they live up to it??? 

daffoDILFS (Power Yellow) (2 - 0):

No one knows how they did it, but Santos and Power Yellow are undefeated.

Biscuits and Navy (Navy) (2 - 1):

Levert thought the fields smelled like sh*t on Sunday (he was right), but Navy came out smelling like roses after going 2-0.

Magnums (Gold) (2 - 1):

Things I do not miss about DCGFFL: AJ screaming at his team even when they are up several touchdowns.

Green Eggs and Cammas (Kelly Green) (1 - 1):

Because of this terrible team name, this is what I see when I think of Bill.

Nevernudes (Power Blue) (1 - 1):

I am glad we finally have a talented Murtaugh in the DCGFFL.

Reddy, Ready, Red (Red) (1 - 1):

Another trash team name.  I bet John self pleasures when he thinks about a group of gays naming their team after his catchphrase.

Tealbaggers (Teal) (1 - 1):

How many white dudes over 30 do you need on one team, Vincent??

L.I.M.E. (Neon Green) (1 - 1):

No team with Jordan has any business putting up only 6 points in a football game.

Purple Parrots (Purple) (1 - 1):

How I feel when I see my gals Mecha and Donald pick up that W.

Bringing Sexy Black (Black) (1 - 1):

Andy, if you are going to lose, at least make it competitive.

Plain White Tease (White) (0 - 2):

Maybe BB should worry less about finding his next bottom and should focus on finding his first win this season.

Grill on Grill Action (Charcoal) (0 - 2):

Roy, I thought you would learn your lesson from drafting only your friends last season.

Flamin' Hot Cheeto Dust (Orange) (0 - 2):

Me watching Orange play “football” on Friday:

Rosé All Day! (Pink) (0 - 2):

I thought last week’s loss was bad…

X’s and Hoes (Royal Blue) (0 - 2):

When you count on Rob Casey attending flag football games on Sunday mornings, you should also count on being winless.

The Shock Tops (Power Orange) (0 - 2):

Move on, nothing to see here.  Literally nothing.