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Gay Flag Football League
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Season 12 – Week 2 (March 13, 2016)

March 13, 2016

MVP - David P. (Navy); Joe C. (Silver)
Game Ball - Bobbi (Navy; Jordan S. (Silver)
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Bryan S called this navy boat to attention with their first TD of the day with Will C following up with the XP. Gabe A added a TD later in the first half. Alicia thought she struck pay dirt with a TD to Joe C but Navy man Baxter O had an INT on the point after attempt and pay dirt turned into just dirt as these Silver stones could not dig up another score the rest of the day. Navy meanwhile came ashore with with two more TDs in the second half, one by Will C and one by Baxter O. Bobby B added an XP after that one. Adam S. wanted to add an INT to close out the game. David P was one of three players in the DCGFFL to have three sacks in their game this week.

MVP - Andy A. (Sand); Jordan (Purple)
Game Ball - Sean H. (Sand); Mike H. (Purple)
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Sand took the first half by storm with an amazing performance by Andy A who had two TD’s. While purple wasn’t jamin at all and could only muster a couple of sacks by Joe G. However the sand sank quick in the second half and were blanked by a purple team who was finally jell-n with a TD and XP by Will L. AJ added an INT so that Jordan could score the first of two TDs for the day. Jordan also added in and INT after Joe G added his third sack for the day and Will L added two other XPs after his D1 players took over the game. Mike H would also like to add that “I had in INT in the game as well”

MVP - Kevin K. (Graphite); George G. (Maroon)
Game Ball - BJ B. (Graphite); Zach ((Maroon)
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Maroona Matata seemed to get lost in the jungle of Graphite Content. Graphite QB gave a Warning to “Catch the….ball” to his teammates and Jim R payed attention and started the scoring with a TD. Kevin K who usually doesn’t listen to any warnings must have been paying attention because he then scored a TD of his own. Captain Sean S was so intent to follow his QB’s warning he caught the ball from the other teams QB for an INT. Matt P decided to run in the next two TDs for Graphite to end the half. They only added one more TD to Jim R but they really didn’t need it. Maroon QB Earl A got the lion share of the maroon’s stats with their only TD in the first half and an INT in the second half even though he was sacked by graphite rusher John B. George G did get on the stat sheet for maroon with a TD but it wasn’t enough to win against his former captain.

MVP - Josh R. (Neon Green); Brian H. (Neon Yellow)
Game Ball - Christine H. (Neon Green); Will J. (Neon Yellow)
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In the battle of the Neons it was the Yellow who was glowing brighter and got the job done. One of QB Tyler F’s favorite targets Will J opened the scoring with a TD for the glow jobs. Andy L who took off week one said don’t forget about me Tyler I was on your team last season too and was promptly rewarded with a TD of his own. I’m the captain here so I’ll take the 2XP thank you very much, said Mike D. Tyler added and INT so he could find Mike D for his own TD and let Will add the 2XP this time. Tyler opened the second half with another INT so Brian H could not only get a TD for himself but add his own 2XP and even added a sack. Evan B thought he should be on the stat sheet too so he added his own sack and Will said enough of this and added another TD for good measure. Neyonce’ tried to start the game off right with a TD from Dan C to captain ZO with an additional XP by Michelle F but could only manage one more TD to Josh R the rest of the first half. Neyonce’ did a little better in the second half with a TD from sliver fox Brain D and another TD by Austin P with Brian D adding 2XP wasn’t enough to dance away with a win.

MVP - Meredith B. (Gold); Isaac V. (Orange)
Game Ball - Craig N. (Gold); Cameron B. (Orange)
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I don’t think Gold had fun last week but this week they surely did on their way to a win over the mangerines. QB Meredith B took over after Andrew C gave her the ball by getting and INT on the mangerines first possession. She quickly rewarded Andrew by hitting him for Golds first TD of the season. Craig N secured the XP and Gold was on the way to a fun day. Orange couldn’t get much going on offense and Craig N intercepted a pass to give the ball back to Gold. Meredith threw Andrew another TD. Then a nice toss to Clay A. to add the XP. Craig N opened the second half with a TD and Ryan B added an XP. Jason C. who could possibly be the reason for the turn-around added his own TD. Craig added his second INT and Bihn L added two sacks on the mangerines replacement QB. Jason found his way to the end zone for his second TD with Rachel B adding the XP.

MVP - Lane M. (Forest); Mark H. (White)
Game Ball - Ricky J. (Forest); Steve G. (White)
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The Slaytroopers navigated through the forest in a toe-to-toe game. Mark Hofberg was all over the place again with 4 TD’s, 1 rush TD, 3 rush PAT’s, and a whopping 5 picks on defense! That got white out of the Morning Woods which had TD’s from 3 different players and big rush all-day with Ricky.

MVP - BB (Red); DMitch (Teal)
Game Ball - Porter B. (Red); Bryant B. (Teal)
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Congratulations on your first DCGFFL TD Keaton F. You accounted for all the scoring for your team in the first half. Unfortunately, the coin toss for this game came up teal. They had first half TD scores by Bill C and D-Mitch. While Bryant B added an INT and Sequoia H and Drew H (no relation) each added a sack. Teal went into half time with a 6 point lead. With BB adding a TD and Porter B and James B (again no relation) each added a sack, Red looked to slay their opponent in this close game. Someone must have used a two teals coin. Much like the first half teal did just enough to keep the game in their favor. Bryant B scored a second half TD for teal while Greg K added the XP that turned out to be the deciding point. Red tried to claw their way back into the game with a TD score by Sam C. However those elusive XPs let teal slay the dragon as D-Mitch came up with an INT to seal the win.

MVP - Marvin W. (Power Blue); John C. (Sky Blue)
Game Ball - Alex A. (Power Blue); Matt G. (Sky Blue)
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The Power was up in the Sky with this game as the two blues battled back and forth for most of the game. The Handsome Ken doll on the barbies, Nick B, helped get them on the scoreboard with his first DCGFFL TD with an XP by the old soldier Marlon D. Marvin W wanted the ball back on offense so he decided to get an INT while on defense so he could find the other old soldier Sam S. for a TD. While Alex A added a sack and Marlon D thought he should get his own INT. Marvin W scored his own TD in the second half and then tossed another one to Marlon D….Soldier on. As much as sky tried stay in touch with the power in the first have with a TD by John C and XP by Matt G. and a sack by James D. they even tried to keep up into the second half with Sheerod W scoring a TD and XP and then finding John C again for a TD and Matt G again for the XP their back finally went out and couldn’t keep the power.

MVP - Oliver J. (Royal); Kevin S. (Olive)
Game Ball - Charlie S. (Royal); Michelle D. (Olive)
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It might be too early to knight this royal player “Sir OJ” but he scored in impressive fashion with three TDs, two on long bombs and one weaving through the defense. Two of which in the first half and one in the second half along with a second half XP. One who truly deserves the title of “Sir Charlie” (he has an award named after him after all) also scored in the second half for Royal. But this Battle tested team couldn’t hold their alcohol, at least not Martini’s.This was the perfect Olive for the drink as QB Brandon W worked with another HOFer Tony S for a TD and two XP’s, one in each half. Smiffy had two TDs and an INT in the first half and added an INT in the second half. Jack M had his own INT in the first half. QB Brandon W ran in a TD of his own late in the second half.

MVP - Larry W. (White); Drew H. (Teal)
Game Ball - Jeff W. (White); Steve T. (Teal)
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This game was a coin toss and it at the end of the long slay, it landed on Teals. In a game featuring two of the most athletic QB’s in the league, Bill C came out on top by spreading the wealth with 5TD’s to 4 different recievers. A young scrappy and hungry Captian Larry Womack did his best with 2TD’s and 1 INT, but the troopers came up just one “pew-pew” too short. It came down to the last play… with White on their heels, Teal sealed the deal despite an Appeal. Fo’ Real.

MVP - Porter B. (Red); Nolan L. (Forest)
Game Ball - James B. (Red); Alex P. (Forest)
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The Dragon of House Targary-Red had obviously never experienced morning wood before and it was stuck in the forest all day. With Ryan getting a sack in the first half and Porter B, Lynnette C (with her first in the DCGFFL) and Sam C all scoring TDs. Then BB scoring a TD in the second half didn’t help them fight through the trees. The Woods were too thick, with scoring. Two First half TDs by the biggest wood Nolan L. who added a third in the second half. Wood captain Howard scored an XP in the first half and a TD in the second while Ricky J had a sack in the first half. Kieth C had a TD in the second half while Alex P had and INT and Barry M had a sack while playing with his wood.

MVP - Greg C. (Kelly); Justin P. (Black)
Game Ball - Braden B. (Kelly); Scott G. (Black)
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Alpha Kelly Alpha struggled in the first half with only one TD by QB Adam R. Luckily Black couldn’t get that ass into the end zone more than once themselves with a TD by Andy P but they did get their XP by Scott G (heal up buddy, rest the ankle). Sadly the Justin P was the only ass that could back up into the end zone in the second half. Derrick J worked his ass off today though adding three more sacks to his total after he was challenged by someone who said he might not be the best rusher in the league. While the corporation worked the whole game and in the second half they had Greg C who is slowly making a name for himself in the DCGFFL with two TDs and an INT. Already well known Coach G scored a TD as well. Adam R scored and XP and Bobby H scored a TD as well while Braden B added two sacks of his own.