Power Rankings

Hate to see Ben H atop the power rankings week-after-week. (But love this for Luie!) As the only undefeated team, they’re giving Bianca del Rio energy: quick, unbothered, withering, unchallenged, and asking every other team the real question:

Twon and AJ with 51 points this weekend highlights just how fast this offense can move. But are we rooting for them? This team is giving Tyra Sanchez – they’re winning, but we’re not excited about it:

Well, well, well, the JC crown slipped a little bit here! They put up quite the fight, but their ship was eventually sunk, and JC and Hoyler’s typically plastique demeanors were cracked. This team reminds me a bit of Valentina – they’re relying a lot on that body and living in their own fantasy! And while the mask might have stayed on during this game, I have a feeling a redemption arc isn’t far off.

A team led by two girlies who always seem so close to pulling it off, but haven’t quite made it. We sign up for them every season because they make such good TV. Please welcome to the stage: Jujubee!

About every 3 seasons or so Trainwreck steps onto Carter Barron and shows that he’s an old queen who’s still got it. With a fairly reliable roster, they might be hall of fame worthy. It’s Chad Michaels vibes all the way:

This is a team of some pretty well known DCGFFLers–both on and off the field. The skill is undeniable and the reputations precede them. If you know gay flag football, you know these players. This is our thick ‘n juicy, Roxxxy Andrews team.

I’m not sure this team is going to win it all or really knows how to put it all together. One thing I do know, however, is that with the star power of Juan, Amanda, Will, and Shane, they’re putting on a show, and we’re seated at The Palace for this season’s Morphine Love Dion:

This team is a little hodgepodge, but has a lot of young charm and charisma. They’re .500 so far, but could turn things around to put them within tripping distance of the crown. I’m getting Adore Delano vibes all the way:

So much pre-season buzz and promise for this W/L record. I do know this team is going to show up at a Get Out the Vote rally, and they’re definitely booked and busy each pride season, though. It’s giving Brita Filter.

A blowout to the #1 team is tough. With some uniqueness and 1 or 2 standout performances though, I’m getting Trinity K Bonet, but will, ultimately, lose to an All Star.

With some fun players and some quick comebacks, they might have it in them to be an All Star. They just need to escape their Florida vibes and elevate the taste level. It’s giving Trinity the Tuck.

With an eclectic mix of players, it seems to be somewhat working. I think you get this team if it’s for you. This is very Crystal Methyd if you ask me.

A team with ability but prone to meltdowns? It was so Langanja Estranja this weekend.

A team that is surprising, but fighting for their lives and lipsyncing their way to the postseason and also kind of trade? Oh, this is Kameron Michaels.

A team that kind of could have it all, but is a little delusional and inconsistent? I’m seeing Rosé.

A team that is trying so hard but still with a campy verve that you either find fun or annoying. Let’s welcome Tina Burner to the stage:

You know, they have an adeptness on the field but just haven’t really coalesced. This show (or game) isn’t for all types of talent! I bet they’re going to have a really successful run after this season. It’s giving Thorgy Thor.

The compulsion to say this team is giving Porkchop because they remain winless is strong. However, Porkchop is an icon precisely because of her honor of being the first queen to ever be eliminated. Not so with this team. This team is giving Jiggly Caliente (also an icon, to be sure), but specifically in this outfit: